Who wants to play?!!

[Squirrel]

objective: to collectively write a silly story
rules: 1. Use only one noun (proper nouns are not limited by this rule) per post
2. the noun in the next post must follow alphabetically (A: I had an apple B: that got eaten by a bear)

Have at it!!

Now that we've started the story off, you can do the alphabetical order thing, or, if you have a super awesome idea, forget the ABC rule.

[Squirrel]

Once there was a caterpillar

[Giovanni Schwartz]

which was capable of turning into a dolphin?

[Emiliana]

This could be accomplished if he ate an entire eggplant.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

However, there also existed a maniacal ferret.

Am I doing this right?

[Squirrel]

Yep. Just wing it. They're more like guidelines than rules.

[Whistler]

Being the most valuable transformative device, eggplants were cultivated and highly sought.

[Squirrel]

The ferret desperately wanted to eat the

[Dead Cat]

gumbo, but alas, all it had was gum bo fu.