Giovanni Schwartz for president!

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:11 pm

Wow. Of course, Porter Rockwell was The destroying angel of Mormondom.
He was also the man who gave the mafia the idea for the sawn-off shotgun. (Or is that just a Mormon myth?) I think my friend said he saw it on the History channel though, hence my conviction of its validity.

Wisteria · Post by **Wisteria** » Sat May 10, 2008 2:20 pm

My favorite fact about Porter Rockwell (and there are so many): "Wheat!" was his choice of expletive. I'm a fan.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sat May 10, 2008 5:16 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria

SWKT Parachuter · Post by **SWKT Parachuter** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:48 pm

This is annoying.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:20 pm

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You don't have to read it, mate. : D

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sat May 10, 2008 11:15 pm

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You're annoying.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:20 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.
You're annoying.

Oh, come on, be nice.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:35 pm

Do we all have to go back to that age-old rule of if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all?

That'd do wonders for the actual presidential campaign and others as well come to think of it.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:06 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.
You're annoying.
Oh, come on, be nice.

But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

SWKT Parachuter · Post by **SWKT Parachuter** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:43 pm

How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

Craig Jessop · Post by **Craig Jessop** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:52 pm

SWKT Parachuter wrote:How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

Meow! So catty, SWKT, so catty!

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:41 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote: You're annoying.
Oh, come on, be nice.
But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

My mommy taught me that not all truths need to be said.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:44 pm

SWKT Parachuter wrote:How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

One man's worthless is another man's worthwhile.

Or... something.

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:06 pm

Woozers, it that you ?

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:09 pm

you can give up the ruse SWKT... we know you are a really nice girl who is just playing a joke on everyone!

SWKT Parachuter · Post by **SWKT Parachuter** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:11 pm

First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:12 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote: Oh, come on, be nice.
But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

My mommy taught me that not all truths need to be said.

Okay... I'll go with that one. Forget I stated that truth.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:42 pm

SWKT Parachuter wrote:First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

...and you're sticking around this inane and silly board simply to tell us how inane and silly we are. Including the Board Writers who hang out with us.

I totally see the logic in that.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:49 pm

I like inane and silly.

yellow m&m · Post by **yellow m&m** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:51 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I like inane and silly.

Me too. That's why I stick around. (even though it seems like I never have anything inane and silly to say...)