Giovanni Schwartz for president!

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:51 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): bobtheenchantedone and Hobbes

BBHA, your first task, besides hunting down Foreman and RP, is to hunt down a certain person, who shall remain nameless. Whichever of you figures out who I mean first gets the job permanently, and the other gets to be vice-chairperson. It should not be hard to figure out who I meant... Let the race begin!

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Thu May 15, 2008 6:56 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:BBHA, your first task, besides hunting down Foreman and RP, is to hunt down a certain person, who shall remain nameless. Whichever of you figures out who I mean first gets the job permanently, and the other gets to be vice-chairperson. It should not be hard to figure out who I meant... Let the race begin!

I refuse, and take the position of vice-chairperson.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:34 pm

Awww... You're no fun. Board spawned violence always turns out good in the end. Remember Monkeys friendshipping CATS?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:35 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone

Sorry bob, you're no longer even the vice president. I hope your new title is sufficient.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:45 pm

Hey, if I'm kicked out of Bounty Hunter-ing for refusing to track down/kill someone I rather like, fine with me. I'm still in charge of the FBI and a secret agent.

Though I'm wondering how Hobbes is co-chairpeople.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:48 pm

bob: iii
Fred: ii
Nanti: iii
Hobbes: ii
Wii tears: i
Craig: i
Swicket: i
yellow m&m: i
Goober: i
chillygator: i
727: i
Random: i
Niffler: i
Foreman: i
Claudio: i
Benvolio: i
Portia: i

This is the number of cabinet positions everyone has. I thought that some people had more, but I guess not.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:20 pm

I almost had four, but you decided to kick me out of that position.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:41 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Though I'm wondering how Hobbes is co-chairpeople.

A puppet nym with as much controlling interest as his actual nym?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:50 pm

Hobbes is just that good.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Hobbes is just that good.

Hmm. I'll believe that when I see it. Able to be people? No, I don't think so.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:36 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Hobbes is just that good.
Hmm. I'll believe that when I see it. Able to be people? No, I don't think so.

There is the chance of cloning, not to mention his followers.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:39 pm

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Hobbes is just that good.
Hmm. I'll believe that when I see it. Able to be people? No, I don't think so.
There is the chance of cloning, not to mention his followers.

Despite that, I still think the Bounty Hunter Department will be rather worse off for the lack of the me. Than again, maybe they'd rather have a lack of me than a me that flirts with the enemy...

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:57 pm

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Hobbes is just that good.
Hmm. I'll believe that when I see it. Able to be people? No, I don't think so.
There is the chance of cloning, not to mention his followers.

No cloning to the opposite gender, though.

Quiet Lamb · Post by **Quiet Lamb** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:11 pm

Someone is pleading for an Imogen post on every thread...

Fredjikrang · Post by **Fredjikrang** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:13 pm

That is a bit of an inside joke actually, referring to something earlier in this (or another, can't remember for sure) thread. We had a mini debate about whether it is still cloning if gender is changed (technically, it isn't, in case you were wondering.)

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:13 pm

What's wrong with that? We love Imogen, don't we?

Wisteria · Post by **Wisteria** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:15 pm

To answer both Fred and President Schwartz(enegger): That's right, and don't you forget it!

Quiet Lamb · Post by **Quiet Lamb** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:20 pm

I did see that debate, but with all the talk about gay marriage and trans-gendered individuals, it seems like it is a bad time to bring it up. Not that I don't love to read controversial issues on every thread and all... and yes, we love Imogen, but werf must be getting mighty tired keeping up with defending his stances in each thread.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:29 pm

Quiet Lamb wrote:I did see that debate, but with all the talk about gay marriage and trans-gendered individuals, it seems like it is a bad time to bring it up. Not that I don't love to read controversial issues on every thread and all... and yes, we love Imogen, but werf must be getting mighty tired keeping up with defending his stances in each thread.

You know, if we improve upon the technology in Jurassic Park, which cloned Dinosaurs that were able to change gender and repopulate, we would be able to do the same with humans, transgendered cloning, the fictional wave of the future!

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:35 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote: Hmm. I'll believe that when I see it. Able to be people? No, I don't think so.
There is the chance of cloning, not to mention his followers.
No cloning to the opposite gender, though.

I was totally teasing about this. It was in one of the other threads. That's why I said it.