Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

At the risk of making things only worse for myself, I would like to say that in my dream MSJ and I never made out nor anything like unto it. We went to see a show or something, then ended up having to rush out to pick up my brother (the other one) whose car had broken down. Upon arriving, this brother had turned into an old man. After changing his tire, MSJ and I sat down on railroad tracks and talked, while the world turned into that dusty old brown color of old photographs. So yeah, no making out.

Unless, of course, it was all one giant, sexy, euphemism.

And meanwhile, I just dream about sleeping in and getting in trouble for being late for work. My subconscious is lame sometimes.

I apologize for any awkwardness. Definitely not a come-on, and trust me, I was as surprised as anyone. It was right before I woke up, and I was like, "was that Craig Jessop? Huh." I don't claim to understand my subconscious mind!

No, I was just kidding. Sorry if it came across otherwise.

I fell asleep in lecture the other day. I couldn't tell if I was in lecture dreaming about being in bed, or in bed dreaming about being in lecture. It was like Schrodinger's dream, and only became a single concrete reality when I woke up at the end of the hour.

As opposed to my nap dream just now, where Jimmer's wife came over and we watched Annie.

Zedability wrote:I fell asleep in lecture the other day. I couldn't tell if I was in lecture dreaming about being in bed, or in bed dreaming about being in lecture. It was like Schrodinger's dream . . .

Or maybe Zhuangzi's cat?

I will probably be reading that this semester. Except in the original language.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I will probably be reading that this semester. Except in the original language.

Gio, are you at BYU? If so, are you taking a class from Dr. Honey? If so, let me just say, he is one of my favorite professors OF ALL TIME.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I will probably be reading that this semester. Except in the original language.

I'm just proud of myself for being able to make that reference in any language.

mic0 wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I will probably be reading that this semester. Except in the original language.

Gio, are you at BYU? If so, are you taking a class from Dr. Honey? If so, let me just say, he is one of my favorite professors OF ALL TIME.

No, I believe he goes to school in a state southward of us.

Indeed. No BYU for me. But we should still be friends.

Portia wrote:

mic0 wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I will probably be reading that this semester. Except in the original language.

Gio, are you at BYU? If so, are you taking a class from Dr. Honey? If so, let me just say, he is one of my favorite professors OF ALL TIME.

No, I believe he goes to school in a state southward of us.

Yeah, he doesn't have a testimony. And as we all know, everybody who goes to BYU has a testimony, right Portia? And anybody who doesn't, well... doesn't.

Craig Jessop wrote: Yeah, he doesn't have a testimony. And as we all know, everybody who goes to BYU has a testimony, right Portia? And anybody who doesn't, well... doesn't.

Oh Craig! You're so funny. Well, Gio, we can still be friends, but now we cannot be mutual friends with Dr. Honey and talk about how awesome he is. That's okay, though, I s'pose.

Yeah, he doesn't have a testimony. And as we all know, everybody who goes to BYU has a testimony, right Portia? And anybody who doesn't, well... doesn't.

Wow, I only started struggling about two months before I left BYU, and I have since become more fully involved with the Church than I have been in years. If you're implying I was a snake in the grass trying to live an elaborate double life, I'm not sure where you get that impression. Yes, there are things I can't undo now, but life moves forward, not backward. I think I was "deserving" of my slot there. And if you're just giving me a hard time, then I guess I just lost the tone.

I'm pretty sure it was a joke, mostly poking fun about the stereotype that the world can be divided into good Mormons and people who don't go to BYU.

I'd say the world is more divided into good Mormons and those who do go to BYU.

Now that's just offensive.

See, but mine has the benefit of being mutually exclusive AND collectively exhaustive while STILL being totally wrong! It is clearly superior.