Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

C is for wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64277/

heheh. Beef. cows' milk. Heheh.

Also, "you should steer clear of cow's milk."

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64340/

Best unit of measurement, ever.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64408/

This one made me laugh because it reminded me of the time I was annoyed at my parents for not letting me do something and accidentally said I was depraved instead of deprived. My dad informed me that if I was depraved, it was all my own fault. I don't think I'm ever going to live that one down!

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64297/

I've wondered about this before, but you guys put way more thought and effort than I ever did. Good job!

We even left out most of the rude ones for ya!

well... could you tell us? Or maybe just me?

Whistler wrote:well... could you tell us? Or maybe just me?

Seconded.
Also, Ward Dinosaur Hunter could be the appendix since they don't come out until desperate times call for desperate measures.

Game Metaphors
Basically, I liked everyone's answers a lot, but "Backgammon is a metaphor for spiky things" was probably my favorite.

Dead Cat wrote:Game Metaphors
Basically, I liked everyone's answers a lot . . .

Seconded. The answers were great.

64465- Winking JRC

Great job Mico. I love it when you guys get the inside scoop on things. Great answer.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64642/

<Spock>Fascinating.</Spock>

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64563/

Boo. Yah.

Whistler wrote:well... could you tell us? Or maybe just me?

Hmm, the only one I remember offhand was that if the Young Men are the GI tract, then surely the YM Presidency would be the anal sphincters (they have to keep all the Young Men's crap under control!).

bah ha

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64812/

Thanks Eirene. That was a great answer. I still have questions, but I am satisfied for now. Also, I don't watch medical dramas on TV (or anywhere), they freak me out. (Just, you know, in case anyone was wondering.)

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64860/

I liked all the "day in the life" answers.

mic0 wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64812/

Thanks Eirene. That was a great answer. I still have questions, but I am satisfied for now. Also, I don't watch medical dramas on TV (or anywhere), they freak me out. (Just, you know, in case anyone was wondering.)

Oh, I had no idea that question was actually from you! I just assumed it was one of your fans

Most of what I know about comas was in that answer (hey, I'm just a first year), but if you have more questions I might be able to help dig stuff up, or ask professors or something.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/64977/

I just wanted to point out that these are my first ever thumbs and I'm very proud of them. /end egotistical observation

it's always been a euphamism

So, dearest Katya, please forgive my ignorance, but when did you start writing for the board again?