Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Andrews Sisters. "Don't Sit under the Apple Tree."
"I Heard It through the Grapevine."
"I Wish I Was an Apple."
"If All the Raindrops."
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. "Benjamin Calypso."
Mary Poppins. "Cherry Tree Lane Part 1."
Phineas and Ferb. "Doctor Coconut."
"Popcorn popping.
Teng, Vienna. "Passage."
Tunstall, KT. "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree."
[Defy V's alphabet song]


Words used:

Apple: XXX (out)
Apricot: X
Cherry: XXX (out)
Coconuts: XXX (out)
Lemon: X

"Come mister tally man, tally me banana, daylight come and me wan' go home."

- "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)."

Whistler wrote:"I heard it through the grapevine..."

Wait—grapevines are not trees!

Was gonna point that out myself, Katya. I think C is for was a bit confusing when she said tree fruits, but then gave the false assumption that that only discluded berries.

Marduk wrote:Was gonna point that out myself, Katya. I think C is for was a bit confusing when she said tree fruits, but then gave the false assumption that that only discluded berries.

Well, it's not like "I heard it on the grapevine" is 8 words or anything.

"Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free."

Edit: Presidents of the USA, "Peaches"

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.

"Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
--"12 Days of Christmas"

"Lemonade in the shade! Everyone loves lemonade. Happy lemons, for happy days . . ."

-Happy Lemons

C is for wrote:

Marduk wrote:Was gonna point that out myself, Katya. I think C is for was a bit confusing when she said tree fruits, but then gave the false assumption that that only discluded berries.

Well, it's not like "I heard it on the grapevine" is 8 words or anything.

Yeah, I thought I'd leave that up to you to enforce.

Dead Cat wrote:"Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
--"12 Days of Christmas"

Nooooo!

Fine, then, I'll use my backup song:

"We all want a figgy pudding, we all want a figgy pudding, we all want a figgy pudding"
-"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Defy V wrote:"Lemonade in the shade! Everyone loves lemonade. Happy lemons, for happy days . . ."

-Happy Lemons

Darn you!! I was completely going to use that one today. Luckily I thought of this backup:

"One banana two banana three banana four, four bananas make a bunch and so do many more"
the Tra-La-La- Song, Banana Split, by Ralph's World

This means, I believe, that Banana is out for the count. Don't nobody go using bananas as your song anymore.

Katya wrote:

Dead Cat wrote:"Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
--"12 Days of Christmas"

Nooooo!

Fine, then, I'll use my backup song:

"We all want a figgy pudding, we all want a figgy pudding, we all want a figgy pudding"
-"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Hey! That's my backup song!

And, just for fun, I'd like to sing a little song from a computer game:
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today!

Dead Cat wrote: And, just for fun, I'd like to sing a little song from a computer game:
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today!

What computer game? This song is an actual classic found in Readers Digest Songbooks because of its timelessly quirky nature. It's one of the Songs of the Century, even.

I can't remember the title, but it was a cartoon churchish game. I think it was a Book of Mormon one and if you clicked one of the fruit stands, this cartoony voice would sing that song.

Don't figs grow on shrubs, not trees?

Marduk wrote:Don't figs grow on shrubs, not trees?

Apparently some plants can become either shrubs or trees, and the common fig (Ficus carica) is one such plant.

"Where trouble melts like lemon drops away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me."

--"Over the Rainbow" from The Wizard of Oz

"Oranges and lemons say the bells of St. Clement's."

-"Oranges and Lemons."

Lemon is out for the count. It is not recommended that anyone try to use lemon as their fruit of choice.