Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Dude, go read my unpublished answer to this question. (sorry, all you non-writers, you'll have to wait until tomorrow probably)

I had to go to BYU Memes to find out what the fuss was about. My sister posted a status and EVERYONE IN THE WORLD liked it and the rest of us non-current-BYU-attendees were sooooo confused.

Haha, I used BYU Memes to find out what happened in the football game.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68947/

Laser Jock FTW

Katya wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68947/

Laser Jock FTW

Reminds me of this gem that I ran into yesterday.

In response to that question, under the third link in the question, I'm slightly upset that I didn't get a shout out for stalking. I mean, I doubt anyone who had never lived in Utah had a more impressive list of (at that point) present and former writer names than I had!

Nowadays, I'm so over stalking. I haven't even stalked anyone since I got home.

Katya wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68947/

Laser Jock FTW

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68829/

My favorite answer in a long time. I actually think this would make an excellent book concept. I think Mozart would like melodic UK bands like Coldplay, Keane, and Snow Patrol. I also know that he would jump on a chance to work with versatile vocalists like Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, or Rosemary Clooney. (If Bach stowed away on the time machine, he'd be blown away by Ella's range and promptly compose insanely demanding music for it.)

This is awesome. Old, but awesome.

Also, thanks Portia

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68977/

Great answers Zed, Kirke, and R.P. As a resident of Salt Lake, I can attest that it's a beautiful space, well-used by heathens and believers alike, and really not worth getting riled up about.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/68974/

I know infertility is a really common problem, but just reading about it reminded me that even women in the scriptures had this ancient problem. It also reminded me to schedule blood work!

69014.

Maven, this was just so cool and simple. That's all.

mic0 wrote:69014.

Maven, this was just so cool and simple. That's all.

Maven is my favorite. I even sent her some fanmail and told her so but she (I guess) pretended it didn't exist in this question.

Zedability wrote:This is awesome. Old, but awesome.

Also, thanks Portia

It's not just for Mozart.

Portia wrote:

Zedability wrote:This is awesome. Old, but awesome.

Also, thanks Portia

It's not just for Mozart.

Muse has a song that just blatantly has pretty much all of Chopin's Nocturne No. 2 in the middle of it. I couldn't decide if I loved them for it, or thought it was lame.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/69115/

yayfulness wrote:He is totally oblivious to you and will be totally oblivious to you forever and ever and ever and ever until you do something to catch his attention.

You could cut and paste that on half of the relationship questions the Board gets!

Katya wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/69115/

yayfulness wrote:He is totally oblivious to you and will be totally oblivious to you forever and ever and ever and ever until you do something to catch his attention.

You could cut and paste that on half of the relationship questions the Board gets!

I'm just telling it like it is. Only one girl at BYU has ever managed to penetrate my shield of oblivity and make me realize that she was interested in me in even the tiniest way.

yayfulness wrote:

Katya wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/69115/

yayfulness wrote:He is totally oblivious to you and will be totally oblivious to you forever and ever and ever and ever until you do something to catch his attention.

You could cut and paste that on half of the relationship questions the Board gets!

I'm just telling it like it is.

I know! That's why it's such a great response. There are too many questions from people who pine for someone else but never do anything about it.

Tricksy, this Rocky B is! This question http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/69119/, regarding this bio https://theboard.byu.edu/aliases/7790/, was way off the mark as to what kind of former boxer the writer is. It even seems miscategorized now that the answer has been given!

Link to the question about teaching the family some obscure language.

I really liked Katya's answer! Also, I feel like my answer was really silly now. Yayfulness should've warned me about Katya's great essay! Oh well, I still like the idea of taking an existing language and making a language game from it.