Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Last night I dreamed that I was in a composition class where the teacher had given some completely unreasonable photography assignment. When I asked her what in the world the assignment had to do with composition, she laughed and said, "Oh, nothing much!" I was about to get on the board and ask what type of school authority I could appeal to about this, when I remembered that I wasn't actually in school anymore and thus was probably dreaming.

I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

Katya wrote:I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

And that's why we need to respect everybody and not offend them!

I dreamt I gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects.

mic0 wrote:

Katya wrote:I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

And that's why we need to respect everybody and not offend them!

Seriously! Don't mess.

One of my recent dreams had Jeffrey Dahmer in it. No idea why.

I had that dream where my car drives into the water and I try not to panic while I'm sinking deeper and deeper.

I was on a quest that had something to do with Queen Victoria, my dad had a Doppelganger, and my mom sold her still pretty new car and bought another one while I wasn't looking. And something exploded somewhere in there.

Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Wow! We're just dream-jacking fools!

Portia wrote:Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

Craig Jessop wrote:

Portia wrote:Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

Yes indeed.

Portia wrote:

Craig Jessop wrote:

Portia wrote:Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

Yes indeed.

Well color me impressed. I remember you wore skirts and had freckles.

Craig Jessop wrote:Well color me impressed. I remember you wore skirts and had freckles.

Check and check. (Red dress with small white hearts, in fact.) I'd consider you good-looking, so of course I remember. ;)

So last night I dreamed that MSJ and I went on a date, and that we were totally compatible.

Craig Jessop wrote:So last night I dreamed that MSJ and I went on a date, and that we were totally compatible.

See in my dream you and I were just making out. No word on whether we were personally compatible in dream-land. Way to horn in on my dream territory, MSJ! ;)

I find this conversation incredibly awkward.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I find this conversation incredibly awkward.

I think it's a toss-up between this thread and the other one.

In the other thread, it's not my brother doing the making out.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:In the other thread, it's not my brother doing the making out.

Good point.