Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I've been making some of my gifts for Christmas. I can't show them off on Facebook because the people I'm giving them to are on there. So as I get finished, I'm going to show them off here. Because apparently I need social affirmation when I do something cool and texting it to my mom and sister just isn't enough.

Project #1 - Hero in a half shell:
(Please ignore the angle of this photo that makes my forehead look ginormous.)
(Note: I'm considering adding ties to the back to make it more legit. We'll see if my time/energy agrees.)

Also, feel free to show off, too.

nice. looks like it can keep one's nose warm as well!

Dragon Lady wrote:Also, feel free to show off, too.

This is what I got for me... uh, I mean... for my wife:

like like like

Jealous.

Me too. I've always wanted a globe like that one.

Looks nice, Dragon Lady.

S.A.M. wrote:Me too. I've always wanted a globe like that one.

LOL

That's really cool Dragon Lady! I love the face coverage without having the whole "I'm about to rob a bank/go skiing" look.

thatonemom wrote:That's really cool Dragon Lady! I love the face coverage without having the whole "I'm about to rob a bank/go skiing" look.

Only because she's smiling. Put a scowl on her face and all the sudden you're grabbing your wallet.

... I think I have one without me smiling. But it's at home and I am not. Now I need to go look and see... In a few more days.

Also, I have pictures of my other two homemade presents that make me happy (except one that kind of failed and I need to fix it/remake part of it) but they're also at home.

Resurrecting this to say that I am crocheting like a madwoman getting ready for Christmas! I'll post pictures soon.

I got my not-boyfriend the remastered White Album on vinyl, a cool piece of wall art that's the Austin, TX skyline (he just moved from there and misses it), and a Ruby Slippers ornament (loves Wizard of Oz). Got my pregnant BFF the same ornament and am getting her a "Broadway Baby" onesie! Got my other good friend Naked 3 palette and a pretty lipgloss from MAC. Got my seester a NARS lipstick that Taylor Swift wears. I think she's getting me a record player (?) which is crazy because she's in college and shouldn't spend that much money on me.

Not sure what to get for my parents. I guess I'll keep my eyes peeled!

Got my boyfriend a copy of his favorite book in Chinese (he's learning Chinese), I'm knitting him a scarf, and I did some other corny inside joke things. Still figuring out what I'm getting everyone else...

I'm getting everyone books this year with messages written inside. It was kind of unintentional, but I'm liking the theme.

This is a crochet pith helmet! Someone showed me one of these over Thanksgiving and I REALLY NEEDED TO MAKE ONE for my best friend JoJo's fiance.
And these are some of the 10+ snowflake ornaments I've made for my department at school. They (the snowflakes, not the coworkers) are covered in glitter glue and pinned in shape to dry.
And this is a super-fancy hat I learned to make! This one is for my sister-in-law.

whaat cool!

I love that helmet hat! And the regular hat. And the snowflakes. Cool stuff!