Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I have figured out the identity of 3 board writers so far. I am way more excited than I should be. What should I do now that I have this powerful knowledge?

I am so dependent on my computer for college, as well as my iphone. I also was thinking of getting an ipad because so many people give me itunes giftcards that it might be cheaper to get my textbooks electronically. Not to mention the convenience of having all my books on a device weighing less than...

I was fortunate enough to grow up with a working mother who taught me more and gave me more opportunities than I would ever have been able if she was a stay at home mom. I never felt neglected or wished that she was a SAHM. I was proud of her and showed her off to my friends. I always thought was mo...

Were all those doorknobs really counted? What about the large-scale counting rule? And why are only some of the buildings on campus included?

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The bravest thing I did today was take 3 midterms. Yikes.

I have one consistent one, and there are 5 others I have used. So a total of 6 since 2007.

I love knitting. I haven't done much since coming to college, but I have had a ravelry account for a while. Some of the cooler things I have made are below. The heart is somewhat anatomically correct, and I am a science nerd so I love it. The scarf was not planned to pattern like that, it just happe...

I walked by between classes around 11, but I was already late, so I reluctantly kept walking.

It just had to be on the day where I have 8 hours straight in a row.

My first semester I was on a Jupiter time zone too. I slept from 3am-7am, then went to class from 8-11am, then slept again from 12am-3pm. Never again will I have 8am classes.

Although I do go to bed around midnight now, so I don't think it would be as much of an issue.

I have a loofah thief. I think that is the grossest. At least a shampoo or milk thief doesn't return the shampoo/milk when they are done with it.

Everyone is just jealous that they don't go to the real BYU. Everyone asks which one I go to and I get so annoyed. There is only one.

I have one middle name. Everyone in my family has one middle name. When I get married I will proudly remove my surname and toss it in the rubbish bin and apply my husband's surname. I don't really like my last name all that much anyway.

Rocky road is gross. Blue medal ribbon is delicious.

I have bought a few textbooks for non-school reasons. My mom does it all the time. She can't go to a college without picking up at least one textbook.

$56 - my set of scriptures

Other than that, I think the most I have spent is $40, and that was a book on genetics. It wasn't for school or anything, just for fun.

I think that what it boils down to, is that the prophet has told us that we need to support this issue, and I intend to follow the prophet. I don't understand everything that the general authorities say, but I know that they know more than us.

Although it might not be specifically allowed, I have spent 3 years working in 2 different hospitals simultaneously and have never seen a gay partner denied the right to be with their partner while in the hospital. Children are almost always barred from the ICU and recovery rooms, but I have never s...

1- Just about assembling an arsenal of cool skills.

I was a senior in high school in CA and was in one of the most heated areas. I remember Prop 22 from several years ago when I was in elementary school. I personally cold-called, and did door to door stuff (asking if they were aware of the issue, how they were planning on voting, if they wanted more ...