Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
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Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
I've done a pretty good job lately (except for, well, already this morning -- sorry Dead Cat, it was funny) of not correcting people. But I can't just totally ignore it. My soul dies a little bit but I've learned to just let it die.
I started pulling out my hair during Rating Pending's response. But I wasn't going to say anything! I'm almost as annoyed at people correcting typos or poor grammar as the original typo-makers. Unless it's a really funny typo, like people making statuses on Facebook mobile and getting the totally wrong word. Which isn't even spelling and grammar really.
So, person that wrote in...just pull out your hair, spasm, contort your face, and you'll be okay. And offer to proofread.
I started pulling out my hair during Rating Pending's response. But I wasn't going to say anything! I'm almost as annoyed at people correcting typos or poor grammar as the original typo-makers. Unless it's a really funny typo, like people making statuses on Facebook mobile and getting the totally wrong word. Which isn't even spelling and grammar really.
So, person that wrote in...just pull out your hair, spasm, contort your face, and you'll be okay. And offer to proofread.
Re: Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
I'm glad you found it funny--that was the intention. I also get annoyed with bad spelling/grammar. My reply in Free Association was due to the fact that my brain felt there was something wrong with the word "cancellation," but a quick search yielded that it was indeed correct. I was going to misspell "mispell" even worse than I did, but I decided to be more subtle in the end.
"If you don't put enough commas in, you won't know where to breathe and will die of asphyxiation"
--Jasper Fforde
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Re: Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
I can't help but point out spelling errors as well. I'd point out grammar errors, but frankly I'm terrible with grammar to begin with.
However, one thing I absolutely cannot abide is CAPS LOCK SHOUTING. Holy crap does that drive me up the wall.
However, one thing I absolutely cannot abide is CAPS LOCK SHOUTING. Holy crap does that drive me up the wall.
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O I KNW I H8 IT WHN PPL TYP IN ALL CAPS AND THEY COMBINE IT WITH TXT SPK AND SPLL THINGS RONG AND TLK LIK THS! It drives me crazy. If they got it on caps lock in the first place, they should know how to take it off caps lock.
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Personally, I say Siriusly.
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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Re: Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
As in Sirius Black-like?bobtheenchantedone wrote:Personally, I say Siriusly.
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Yes yes. : )
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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Oh Bob, you are a woman after my own heart...bobtheenchantedone wrote:Personally, I say Siriusly.
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Re: Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
That reminded me of this classic joke, taken from an IRC conversation (slightly edited for profanity):FauxRaiden wrote:However, one thing I absolutely cannot abide is CAPS LOCK SHOUTING. Holy crap does that drive me up the wall.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> [facepalm]
Re: Correcting People's Spelling and Grammar
LOOK, I KNOW YOU DO NOT LIKE ME BUT COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE DIRECT PLEASE?