Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Ship me some?

I want to make pronunciation jokes about your name right now, Katya dear. Something about a hard second letter.

Protip: I don't think she really cares if people connect her 'nym with her IRL identity.

Have you MET Portia?

But in all seriousness, I feel like Portia probably sees a snob as someone who demands quality, and won't accept less (maybe even to the point of being annoying about it?)

I had to work today, which normally wpuldn't be a problem, except for who I had to work with. She just drains me. I'm not even sure what it is, since she's not actually mean to me. She doesn't talk too much. There's this radio show called "Coast to Coast at Night" where they talk about th...

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/75453/

I'm not gonna lie. My first thought upon reading the first answer (Owlet's) was "Well, if you've seen her facebook profile picture, you may not be far from the truth..."

NerdGirl is right. I can't be around people too long, otherwise I start to get irritated and angry and, more than anything, cynical. My mom likes to throw big parties, but by the time they're over, I can't handle people anymore and have to escape to my room before I go nuts. People sometimes ask me ...

Send her a nice card and maybe a 5 or 10 dollar gift card to her favorite fast food. If she's allowed to have fast food. Or a grocery store. Or something that is her kind of thing.

intergratity (9th quote, third from bottom.) -- definition please?

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/75408/ When we were growing up, every year, my mom would do something similar to the code names thing, except she would do it with numbers instead. However, as we got older and the presents got fewer (although, granted, more expensive), my mom would still label the ...

Happy day! Congrats! You should all name your children after me!

Next time you give a talk, please use this as an analogy. I will ship you brownies if you do.

So how do we feel about Black Friday?

I'm personally a fan. I bought myself an 8 GB Samsung Galaxy Pad 3 7 inch for about 25% off. I'd been wanting an 7" Android tablet for a while, and this one happened to fit both the budget and the need.

Anyone else buy things for Black Friday?

Marduk wrote:I absolutely love stuffing (although, since few people actually stuff the bird anymore, it is usually referred to as "dressing.") I continue to assert that anyone who doesn't like it simply has never had good stuffing.

This. I LOVE stuffing.

Katya wrote:

Marduk wrote:What's with your title?

I assume it's a play on Xmas.

Yep.

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/75352/ I had a seminary teacher that made us watch an episode of a TV show called "Amazing Stories" on the day before Thanksgiving. The episode was called, appropriately enough, "Thanksgiving," so it kind of made sense. You can watch in here: h...

Guys I was playing Balderdash today and I learned SO MANY WORDS that I promptly forgot.

Well, that, and you do a little of every thing it feels like.